MC HAMMER WAS ARRESTED 2 MILES FROM MY HOUSE AND ALL I CAN THINK IS OF HIM RUNNING AWAY SINGING “cant touch this”
stop
slammer time
Last night was so random. Me and the best friend made a song about my car… Like while playing guitar and everything. Aside from some of the lyrical content being a bit explicit “We were in you at the same time” (Don’t ask), it actually sounded ok!
I wish I had something to vent through other than Tumblr.
- leonardo dicaprio: shows up 15 minutes late to the academy awards with starbucks
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULDN”T GET ANY BETTER IT DID!
please stop it, I can´t breath dammit!!!
(Source: dave-stridlediddle)
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
