preteenager:

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MC HAMMER WAS ARRESTED 2 MILES FROM MY HOUSE AND ALL I CAN THINK IS OF HIM RUNNING AWAY SINGING “cant touch this”

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twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

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Last night was so random. Me and the best friend made a song about my car… Like while playing guitar and everything. Aside from some of the lyrical content being a bit explicit “We were in you at the same time” (Don’t ask), it actually sounded ok!

I wish I had something to vent through other than Tumblr.

  • leonardo dicaprio: shows up 15 minutes late to the academy awards with starbucks

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JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULDN”T GET ANY BETTER IT DID!

please stop it, I can´t breath dammit!!!

(Source: vivi-exe)

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whereismyoscar:

Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.

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staticpoison:

I THOUGHT THAT ENTIRE THING WAS THE KID’S ARM OH MY GOD

staticpoison:

I THOUGHT THAT ENTIRE THING WAS THE KID’S ARM OH MY GOD

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